Can I be real? I mean really REALLY real. I’m talking about the you may find out way more about me then you truly want to know kind of real.
Today I woke up and I did something millions of us do each and every morning, I jumped on Facebook to see what was going on in the world.
Come on, you know you do it to. Gone are the days of CNN, Headline News, Fox, or MSNBC. Now if I want to know what is truly going on in my town or beyond, I simply log on to social media. Where else am I going to know what you ate for dinner last evening, how many miles you ran, or the latest model car your husband bought you? Where else can I hear how incredibly disastrous our President is, what professional athlete or celebrity is currently offended, or how whatever product you are selling is going to change my life? Continue reading →
Once when my sister fainted in church, instead of helping my mother place her limp body back up into the pew, I starting immediately shouting to the congregation, that was deep in prayer, that ” HELP! HELP! MY SISTER IS DYING!!!!!”
Of course she wasn’t dying, and I drew more attention to the situation than my mother or sister wanted, but it is just who and what I am. Continue reading →
Sometimes, real life sucks, so I daydream. My life is so much more interesting and fulfilling in those fantasies then they are in reality. For example, Yesterday at the Doctor’s office, the nurse wanted to know my weight, my response was, “Do you want my real weight, or theMythicalweight I have convinced myself I am?” Thankfully, she let me enter my mythical weight.
Surely I am not the only one who, in their head, has a far more entertaining life then they do in reality???? We mean well, and aren’t really trying to be deceptive, but sometimes it is just way easier to fill my head with nonsense, than it is to live out the truth. Continue reading →
We all have something we are incredibly good a; some skill that we totally excel in…leaving others in a cloud of dust as we rocket on by.
Some of you can crunch some serious numbers in your head. Some of you can give Julia Child a run for her money in the kitchen. Some of you can sing beautiful melodies that make birds and other wildlife suddenly appear at your feet. And some of you can look at some string, milk jugs, leaves, and PVC piping and create a gorgeous table centerpiece.Continue reading →
Something is branded as being the best. When you view the advertisement you just can’t believe it looks that good. You simply must have it. Whatever it is. You go to make your big purchase…giddy with excitement….only to have your dreams dashed as you glance at what you just wasted good money on. Continue reading →
There… I have said it. It is out in the open. I have absolutely no shame in making the above statement. My body screams, “Girl…Get fit!” But my stomach responds… “Need Tacos…STAT!” It is a constant struggle, and let me be honest…The tacos usually win. Continue reading →